update on my listen through of the critical hit episodes i missed:
just finished episode 96. the drow have been some of the friendliest people so far but i still don’t trust lolth’s intentions further than orem can toss torq. also - sobbing openly even though i don’t think he is who you think he is.
on another note, “slide into a bunch of pillows” oh god i could only wonder how that skill challenge would end
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well this is one solution
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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You’re a beautiful man, Victor Von Doom.
BOW BEFORE MY BISHIE SPARKLES.
SparkleDoom is my favorite Doom
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i wa_t a pret_el roll
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IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
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fucking Lindir don’t be rude
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on your laptop or your dell?
laptop
see post history for details
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if i write you asks that read poorly that is due to
all of the keys o_ the _otto_ of _y key_oard _ei_g _roke_
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I’m not a sucker for love stories.
When I say I ship something, I don’t care about the happily ever after. I don’t care about romantic comedies or princess movies with a seamless love arc and a fairytale ending. That isn’t what I’m in it for.
I’m not a sucker for love stories. I’m a sucker for character stories.
I want to read a story in which the characters don’t fit perfectly. Where they complement each other when they’re happy but tear themselves apart in desperate situations. Where their relationship is healthy but not always, equal but not always, happy but not always.
I want to see characters suffer because that’s how I know they’re real.
I don’t ship to be happy. I ship to feel real. I ship because I love relationship dynamics, not relationships themselves. That’s why I don’t just have otps. I have brotps and dream teams and favorite family dynamics and favorite characters alone.
I ship because I like to see how a given character will respond to another given character in any given situation. I like to see how they mesh together, how their personalities match and mismatch, how they push and pull at each other and then come together or fall apart.
I don’t ship for the what of the situation. I ship for the how and the why. Don’t give me characters waywardly thrown together for the perfect puzzle-piece ending. Give me the two people who would seemingly never fit. Make it work. I don’t want fireworks or fairytales. I want realism. Passion and lack thereof. Heat and coldness and love and hate.
Don’t give me love. Give me character. Don’t just tell me. Convince me.
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I CANT STOP LAUAGHIN AT TH E BATH SCENE IN EPISODE 10 WHERE SHINJI GETS A BONER AND HE SAID IT EXPANDED IM OGOGNA CHOKE AND DIE
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Robert and Rosalind Lutece in Professor Layton-y style - now with actual puzzles!
Personal note - the only puzzle of these three I actually solved without getting the answer spoiled was the last one, and it took me half an hour. So. don’t feel bad about not getting it.
The Lutece twins were by far one of my favorite things about Bioshock Infinite. Agh, so wonderful.
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lmao
fuk u too tallie ;~;
it’s hard to use other keys that are less da’aged
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phoebe i m not sre i understood correctly that cofee ruine dyour computer, but that sucks a lot i, hope you can fix it? that suck so much….
i just ordered a refur’ished laptop so sort of
it will arri’e in 5 days or so
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