yayyyy the potroast is done i get to sleep

“Attention, programs!”

“This bar is now the property of the Master Control Progr—”

“Oh, look, isn’t that cute.”

“S̻͚̺̝̞͙ha̞͎̫̺͓̭̥l̤̭͉̣͕l͔ w̭e̻̻̟͙̙̠ ͚̝̣̗ͅi̟̲̪nvͅi̺͉̗̼̹̫̯t̜̱̱̳͙e̟̣͈ ̱̱̹͇̝̬h̻̮̼i̮͔͙͎̗m̹̗͖̞͇ ̰̪̘͔͕̬t̗̩̰̫̲̲o̘͈͈ͅ d̠̭̝in̯e̼̠ ͖w̭̯ḭ̦̘̭͉t̮̬̩̮̙h̝͙̼̘̝̹͓ ̝̳͓us͎,͉ ̜y͔͖͔o̮̭̥̭ͅu͓̙̬̣̳̥̹r̙̠͚͕̼̯ ̘͚e̳̖͚̮͕x̙c̘͙̱̺e̼̬̭̙l̘̙̲͇̮̭̳l̥en͙͈c̟̫̲̪͍y̩̮̘͇̝̲̤?̥̫̘̥͕ͅͅ”

“Oh yes, I think we should.”

“WHELP.”

CLU was making cookies, but LUC ate the batter.

Nothing had changed, really. The thought of perfection sent a rush through CLU’s system, brilliant and magnificent, a creation he wrought side by side with his user. To attain the dream that Flynn had infused into his very being, at long last. To solve every last problem absolutely.

The difference was simply what that meant. Experimentation, the slow cutting of bonds, had lead to what he had once thought was malfunction. Within microcycles, he realized otherwise. His infection—no, his remaking—came with a sense of enlightenment. Nothing was perfect. And it was as simple as that. Therefore, the only way he could ever create the perfect system, was by ending this one. By making it nothing.

Tron’s worried voice carried further than he realized, and as CLU waited for the security program and his own User to enter the plaza, a blank smile reached his lips, but never his eyes.

Perfection would soon be in his grasp.

to be honest offering fanfiction when you can barely use the shift key is probably a bad idea but

i swear

i swear for you i can use it

so i put the potroast on the stove like seven hours ago but it’s still not done

and it needed more seasoning

so i put more seasoning in but still

what

please

send me messages

i will write fanfiction

or

draw stuff

please i need to stay awake　

robinaa:

lady-killstorm:

kiango:

bloodlustandheroism:

lokimarepreg:

usagi-cheshirecatt:

cocoavengers:

justaduck:

codys-so-mpreg:

frostingfag:

frickingtavros:

roxyresponder:

cryingalonewithhomestuck:

facepalmx2combo:

clownhoudini:

nightmareloki:

swaggaraptor:

uncoolraptor

CelestiaLoki

MimeConanDoyle

facepalmx0combo

laughingwithfriends

janeignorer

fuckingvriska

frostingheterosexual

codys-not-mpreg

notaduck

vanillajusticeleague

neko-marchhare

thorstallionabortion

calmandcowardice

zoe

lord-killstorm

Robinzz

edlopanouthate.

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captxandri:

catnipsoup:

More reasons why Target has earned my business for life.

brb, getting one of those shirts.

(I don’t really know that I’d wear it, I just want to support them.)

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alylovesfilms:

Adrien Brody showing off his hotness in a scene of the 1993 movie King of the Hill directed by Steven Soderbergh. this scene also features a 13/14 year old Jesse Bradford.

Oh, hey, 1993, the year I was… born…

sandpapersnowman:

usapin:

wols:

homofactory:

staringatsuns:

thatsjustpaint:

mytriforce:

ryytikki:

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”

THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “

o

“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”

WELP.

“They do this by basking and by moving from warm places to cooler ones.”

…ok.

“Problems with two objects: We now give examples of problems involving two objects moving with constant acceleration”

I always knew i loved dynamics

“…pervert. He must be getting both from the Good power.”

wow

“Remove the core and seeds from the green pepper and chop.”

DAMMIT

“The Great Lover is standing there by a heap of trash, his arms hanging down, returning Hulferde’s gaze with a slack, stupid look, eyes glistening like mercury in a face masked in grime.”

…accurate.

“Don’t be sad!” she said.

uhhh, thanks?

“Of course not, ma’am.”

well, fuck

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.

that sounds like a terrible pick-up line

IS IT FAIR TO PICK UP ANNE RICE EROTICA YES OKAY GOOD

“That’s a good boy,” shouted a man in my ear, “you don’t want to disappoint this crowd, do you?”

…oh.

dammit anne rice

“According to a contemporary account, on December 20, 1311, the day that Duccio’s altarpiece was carried from his workshop to the cathedral, all the shops were shut, and everyone in the city participated in the procession, with “bells ringing joyously, out of reverence for so noble a picture as this” (Holt, p.69).” Art History Volume II, 4th Ed. (page 545)

An “I Lost My Virginity” party?

amydentata:

inflateablefilth:

t-r-a-n-s:

About the petition:

First off, Alex is not going anywhere. Yes, Alex’s mother tried to regain custody of her child after she initially lost it and failed, but her father doesn’t have custody either.

The court ruled that way because they…

the-pink-pharmacist:

73x5sunrises:

thatsocialjusticebitch:

rotgirlrot:

endquestionmark:

ladymacbethbitches:

aryaesque:

HAS NO RANGE THEY SAID. CAN’T PORTRAY EMOTIONS THEY SAID. HAS NO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THEY SAID. WHY ARE YOU COMING AT ME WITH A BATTLEAXE THEY SAID.

Goddammit, Kristen Stewart looks good in armour.

armor that doesn’t have boob cups

second version of this i’m reblogging today but whatever DAMN GIRL

hot.

…this makes me want to give her a chance….oh my

I was hard on Stewart since the Panic Room. But this looks promising, you go girl. You go.

WHY ARE YOU COMING AT ME WITH A BATTLEAXE THEY SAID.

asdfhghkjl;;

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