Why do people follow you on Tumblr?

drneverland:

yanagoya:

millilicious:

crispyfishsticks:

coffeeandteal:

moonspots:

People follow moonspots because he/she is a freeloader and draws well.

Thank you for the backwards compliment, automated machine. 

People follow Laceddog because he/she is hot and likes sleeping naked.

well this is awkward

People follow crispyfishsticks because he/she is a bishoujo and has a pillow fetish.

…….

People follow millilicious because he/she is a bishounen and likes pachinko.

People follow Yanagoya because he/she is abusive and likes to punish others.

People follow DrNeverland because he/she is perverted and hates tofu.

People follow NapoldeInLove because he/she is tsundere and likes shiritori.

… b-baka! It’s not as if I cared about the results!

(Source: repository-of-lost-things)

1. catxface reblogged this from awkward-and-random and added:

   People follow CatxFace because he/she is melodramatic and likes slimy things. WTF

2. awkward-and-random reblogged this from i-cry-under-my-skin and added:

   People follow Ari because he/she is a coffee addict and screams every 5 seconds.

3. ravencat reblogged this from yanagoya and added:

   People follow Ravencat because he/she is a coffee addict and likes parfait.Oh…okay???

4. seasaltic reblogged this from yanagoya and added:

   People follow seasaltic because he/she is sinful and has rainbow-colored hair. Ohoho, do I have masochists here? 8D And...

5. outcastcomics reblogged this from hairybuttsarebeautiful and added:

   People follow remotecomics because he/she is mean and likes boys’ love. i do like boys, but please, followers, tell me...

6. cheshire-writer reblogged this from bisonify and added:

   People follow cheshire-writer because he/she is perverted and likes girls’ love. Oh so close

7. littlemaki likes this
8. gayrfield reblogged this from lanasugarcat and added:

   banana milk. PEOPLE DO YOU REALLY FOLLOW ME CAUSE OF THIS? oh well

9. imhiddlesworthit reblogged this from yanagoya and added:

   People follow imhiddlesworthit because he/she is funny and has a harem. ooo i like that answer!

10. greenberetgirl reblogged this from ohmytheon and added:

    People follow greenberetgirl because she is nice and likes imaginary creatures.

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12. itskid reblogged this from highclassarchivehat and added:

    Last posted at May 14th. I have redone this for the sole purpose of getting this result: People follow Kid because...

13. justyouraveragefriendlycannibal reblogged this from rosepocalypse and added:

    People follow justyouraveragefriendlycannibal because she is a pimp and likes going to mixed baths. Okay then

14. justyouraveragefriendlycannibal likes this
15. dorky-sexy-pirates reblogged this from askdatroronoazoro and added:

    “People follow dear-lor-im-a-pirate because she is a porn star and has a ninice butt” but I’m not a porn star ¬¬

16. derpella reblogged this from daftwithoneshoe and added:

    People follow Ella because she is crude and likes to punish others.

17. evilsuperpowers likes this
18. thecitruspocket reblogged this from fourwasmydoctor and added:

    lestrudelinthetardis

19. incapableofbelieving reblogged this from assguard and added:

    People follow justgotloki-d because he/she is a tea addict and swears too much.

20. techsavvypotato reblogged this from assguard and added:

    People follow Sexystormbuttcus because he/she is a mahou shoujo and likes stalking others.

21. toffibun reblogged this from assguard and added:

    People follow Pixeled-Protag because he/she is crazy and likes imaginary creatures. okay

22. peachpancakes reblogged this from assguard and added:

    People follow Peachpancakes because he/she is perverted and has a smelly armpit. That is true on so many levels ok

23. assguard reblogged this from repository-of-lost-things and added:

    has rainbow-colored hair.

24. ajordlei reblogged this from coffeeprost and added:

    cause i have a secret talent.

25. nimeowma reblogged this from bro-bots and added:

    People follow Danielle because he/she is funny and hates shaving.

26. decemberofbluesorrow reblogged this from thefireburninginmyblood and added:

    People follow decemberofbluesorrow because he/she is kind and likes camels. I do? O_o

27. thefireburninginmyblood reblogged this from onyxvangem and added:

    People follow blackrosesunrise because he/she is evil and likes threesomes. What. XD

28. wishtofly reblogged this from agentsokka and added:

    It’s true.

29. wikkypuff likes this
30. antiagnomeneidolon reblogged this from jenovacells and added:

    sleek shiny hair. It sounds like I’m Hannibal Lecter. Seems legit.

31. thepalebride reblogged this from jenovacells and added:

    People follow platonic-symbiosis because she is disgusting and likes parfait. …parfait? Yay I’m Mokuba. :D

32. keikifujimi reblogged this from maniaccatscrawlings and added:

    “People follow Kei because he/she is beautiful and likes ketchup.”

33. homelesspeople reblogged this from agentsokka and added:

    People follow humorinthedebree because he/she is cunning and likes little boys. Ah. So my secret is out.

34. carneronfrye reblogged this from technicoloursnogbox and added:

    People follow hhazed because he/she is funny and tends to oversleep. That is exactly right.

35. technicoloursnogbox reblogged this from kissedbysapphires and added:

    People follow technicolourtardis because he/she is smexy and dances well. oh well thanks guys :3

36. gummishipping likes this
37. kissedbysapphires reblogged this from gummishipping and added:

    People follow b0mbays because he/she is successful and has a noodle addiction. Well, they’re half right.

38. destielsexinthetardis reblogged this from mrkyungcumber and added:

    People follow destiel-boy because he/she is a bishounen and likes green tea.

39. agentsokka reblogged this from gummishipping and added:

    People follow with-eyes-wide-shut because he/she is a drama queen and has magic powers. DRAMA LLAMA POWAH

40. sidex reblogged this from gummishipping and added:

    im not safe around bullet anymore People follow sidexchan because he/she is lazy and has a curry fetish. yes

41. bleachedshadow reblogged this from yunogasaii and added:

    has sleek shiny hair.

42. gummishipping reblogged this from mrkyungcumber and added:

    People follow seasaltkisses because he/she is hot and likes little girls. i’m found out

43. mrkyungcumber reblogged this from yunogasaii and added:

    People follow akuse-ru because he/she is a tea addict and makes weird gestures in public. uhm

44. yunogasaii reblogged this from kiakiteru and added:

    People follow YunoGasaii because he/she is a porn star and likes suntanning. what can i say

45. kiakiteru reblogged this from may000 and added:

    people follow Esmé because she is hardworking and has a butt fetish …welp. you got me there.

46. may000 reblogged this from norwegianblues and added:

    People follow May because she is smelly and likes camels. Well, I’m glad. I thought you were liking me for entirely the...

47. onyxvangem reblogged this from goawaypleaseeveryone and added:

    People follow OnyxvanGem because he/she is evil and likes wasabi. Well, random website, I have just one question for...

48. nyaphlaire reblogged this from dqnavigator and added:

    People follow Nyaphlaire because he/she is funny and cooks well. IDK?

49. dqnavigator reblogged this from pixiusmaximus and added:

    People follow DQNavigator because he/she is a peeping tom and has a dirty mind. Shhhhh, no one is suppose to know about...

50. norwegianblues reblogged this from repository-of-lost-things and added:

    People follow Heartwormblues because he/she is abusive and likes to punish others. waaaat?

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